- RoBroChill: What's that new gangrene track?
- prophetized: its called dump truck
- RoBroChill: That should be ur rap alias
- prophetized: ROFLLLLLLLLLL
- prophetized: droppin bombs, dump truckin, when it comes to shit i aint frontin, i aint fuckin, less its a blumpkin munchkin, got fiber from gettin higher and eatin pizza, every time i step into the bathroom i'm like 'lemme greet ya', i drop more cosby kids off than huxtables, keepin it thick cause i eat uncrustables, i'm bioterrorizing bathrooms like i'm a mad man, get out the lysol and turn on the fan!
- Anees Yazdidoost: tell her to get a 10-digit number on the inside of her vaginal wall, it'll creep the fuck out of some dude someday
- evan.: holocaust vagina
- Anees Yazdidoost: rated g
- evan.: staring tom hanks
- Anees Yazdidoost: directed by seth rogen
- evan.: from the people that brought you the color purple
- Anees Yazdidoost: and Rocko's Modern Life
- evan.: holocaust vagina, coming to a theatre near you
- [Evan Spellman]:
- WHY WOULD I OPENLY CHOOSE BLUE PURPLE AND GREEN JESUS
- [Chrissie White]:
- because you're evan spellman
- on top of that 14 year old evan spellman
- [Evan Spellman]:
- i'll just call it my purple phase
- prince had a purple phase and people love him
- but i think it was less of a phase and more like his entire life
- [Paul Hinchliff]:
- i like turtles
- [Evan Spellman]:
- we all like turtles
- [Paul Hinchliff]:
- but, do turtles like us?
- [Evan Spellman]:
- whenever i've looked at a turtle it has seemed pretty unenthused so i'm guessing no
- [Paul Hinchliff]:
- i watched a tortise give birth in florida
- that was neat
- well laid eggs
- right on the cement
- [Evan Spellman]:
- yeah i was about to say
- aren't they supposed to like
- bury their eggs
- [Evan Spellman]:
- or is that just sea turtles
- [Paul Hinchliff]:
- dunno
- it was just crying on this walkway
- [Chrissie]: also good for your butt
- i'm happy for it
- :
- [Evan]: we should all be happy for it
- [Chrissie}:
- wtf is my fb doing
- and ya
- [Evan]: since you're talking about butts
- it's only giving you
- A COLON
- hehauhaueha
- [Chrissie]: ahahahaha
- fuck
- Robert: lol that's a depressing statement about the school
- Robert: if there's only two people like that
- evan: well everyone else is kind of boring
- evan: or a douche
- evan: or a boring douche
- evan: or a woman
- Robert: those are the three worst kinds of people
- Mark: so what's your advice on making a mixtape for a specific girl?
- evan.: don't give her shit you like
- evan.: give her shit she likes
- evan.: if the girl is your girlfriend load it up with meaningful shit
- evan.: if shes not
- evan.: load it up with normal ass shit
- evan.: and one 'meaningful' shitty song
- evan.: for her to be like 'shit this dude likes me or some shit'
- evan.: unless you dont think that shits a good idea cause she doesnt like your shit
- evan.: then dont do that shit because youll get into a shitty situation
- RoBroChill: urs and tanners are the only tumblrs i check every once in awhile
- RoBroChill: but thats because i dont know any other tumblr
- prophetized: LOL
- prophetized: good story bro
- RoBroChill: dude, im chalk full of them
- prophetized: did you just say
- prophetized: chalk full?
- prophetized: i think you mean CHOCK full rohit
- RoBroChill: atleast im better than conor cause i dont have a chalk full of dix
- prophetized: http://safe.tumblr.com/safe/video/3922107753/500
- RoBroChill: sorry dude gotta do my macro hw
- RoBroChill: yt brotha?
- RoBroChill: gunna watch that performance
- RoBroChill: since when does mtv broadcast good stuff?
- RoBroChill: damn tyler is short
- RoBroChill: oh wait
- prophetized: LOL
- RoBroChill: thats
- prophetized: ...
- prophetized: LOL
- RoBroChill: a midget
- prophetized: ....
- prophetized: LOL
- RoBroChill: LOL
tanner likes men. wishes she was one.
- spiritualdad696: my life would not be complete w/o boners
- spiritualdad696: sometimes i wish i was a guy just so i could enjoy my own boner
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