• RoBroChill: What's that new gangrene track?
  • prophetized: its called dump truck
  • RoBroChill: That should be ur rap alias
  • prophetized: ROFLLLLLLLLLL
  • prophetized: droppin bombs, dump truckin, when it comes to shit i aint frontin, i aint fuckin, less its a blumpkin munchkin, got fiber from gettin higher and eatin pizza, every time i step into the bathroom i'm like 'lemme greet ya', i drop more cosby kids off than huxtables, keepin it thick cause i eat uncrustables, i'm bioterrorizing bathrooms like i'm a mad man, get out the lysol and turn on the fan!
  • Anees Yazdidoost: tell her to get a 10-digit number on the inside of her vaginal wall, it'll creep the fuck out of some dude someday
  • evan.: holocaust vagina
  • Anees Yazdidoost: rated g
  • evan.: staring tom hanks
  • Anees Yazdidoost: directed by seth rogen
  • evan.: from the people that brought you the color purple
  • Anees Yazdidoost: and Rocko's Modern Life
  • evan.: holocaust vagina, coming to a theatre near you
  • [Evan Spellman]:
  • WHY WOULD I OPENLY CHOOSE BLUE PURPLE AND GREEN JESUS
  • [Chrissie White]:
  • because you're evan spellman
  • on top of that 14 year old evan spellman
  • [Evan Spellman]:
  • i'll just call it my purple phase
  • prince had a purple phase and people love him
  • but i think it was less of a phase and more like his entire life
  • [Paul Hinchliff]:
  • i like turtles
  • [Evan Spellman]:
  • we all like turtles
  • [Paul Hinchliff]:
  • but, do turtles like us?
  • [Evan Spellman]:
  • whenever i've looked at a turtle it has seemed pretty unenthused so i'm guessing no
  • [Paul Hinchliff]:
  • i watched a tortise give birth in florida
  • that was neat
  • well laid eggs
  • right on the cement
  • [Evan Spellman]:
  • yeah i was about to say
  • aren't they supposed to like
  • bury their eggs
  • [Evan Spellman]:
  • or is that just sea turtles
  • [Paul Hinchliff]:
  • dunno
  • it was just crying on this walkway
  • [Chrissie]: also good for your butt
  • i'm happy for it
  • :
  • [Evan]: we should all be happy for it
  • [Chrissie}:
  • wtf is my fb doing
  • and ya
  • [Evan]: since you're talking about butts
  • it's only giving you
  • A COLON
  • hehauhaueha
  • [Chrissie]: ahahahaha
  • fuck
  • Robert: lol that's a depressing statement about the school
  • Robert: if there's only two people like that
  • evan: well everyone else is kind of boring
  • evan: or a douche
  • evan: or a boring douche
  • evan: or a woman
  • Robert: those are the three worst kinds of people
  • Mark: so what's your advice on making a mixtape for a specific girl?
  • evan.: don't give her shit you like
  • evan.: give her shit she likes
  • evan.: if the girl is your girlfriend load it up with meaningful shit
  • evan.: if shes not
  • evan.: load it up with normal ass shit
  • evan.: and one 'meaningful' shitty song
  • evan.: for her to be like 'shit this dude likes me or some shit'
  • evan.: unless you dont think that shits a good idea cause she doesnt like your shit
  • evan.: then dont do that shit because youll get into a shitty situation
  • RoBroChill: urs and tanners are the only tumblrs i check every once in awhile
  • RoBroChill: but thats because i dont know any other tumblr
  • prophetized: LOL
  • prophetized: good story bro
  • RoBroChill: dude, im chalk full of them
  • prophetized: did you just say
  • prophetized: chalk full?
  • prophetized: i think you mean CHOCK full rohit
  • RoBroChill: atleast im better than conor cause i dont have a chalk full of dix
  • prophetized: http://safe.tumblr.com/safe/video/3922107753/500
  • RoBroChill: sorry dude gotta do my macro hw
  • RoBroChill: yt brotha?
  • RoBroChill: gunna watch that performance
  • RoBroChill: since when does mtv broadcast good stuff?
  • RoBroChill: damn tyler is short
  • RoBroChill: oh wait
  • prophetized: LOL
  • RoBroChill: thats
  • prophetized: ...
  • prophetized: LOL
  • RoBroChill: a midget
  • prophetized: ....
  • prophetized: LOL
  • RoBroChill: LOL
tanner likes men. wishes she was one.
  • spiritualdad696: my life would not be complete w/o boners
  • spiritualdad696: sometimes i wish i was a guy just so i could enjoy my own boner
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